Curtis Calvert- Old Man with a Mohawk
Tonight in the middle of writing my Ethics paper, my friend Curtis Calvert called. He is great yada, yada, yada.I have mentioned Curtis before in a previous post, about how nice he is, yada, yada, yada.
We caught up since we have not talked in a few months. He told me about Wildhorse, I told him about school. He told me about a Family Life conference he attended. I told him about church stuff. It was a weird conversation for me. When I don’t talk to people for awhile, I feel a bit odd. I kept talking, because I am good at it, makes silence less uncomfortable. Well that is part of it, part of it was because I was telling stories about the last three months.
Finally toward the end of the conversation, it felt as if we were becoming familiar with each other again. He said something that was obnoxious(he is a punk slacker), and I began to remember how funny he is and started to miss him. Then I started a sentence and the following was said:
Kat: “Umm never mind.”
Old Man: “You know I hate it when you do that.”
Kat: “ Do what?”
Old Man: “You know.”
Kat: “What?”
Old Man: “I know you do that to annoy me.”
Kat: “What?!?!?!”(Kat says in a frazzled annoyed voice as she secretly knows EXACTLY what he is talking about)
Old Man: “What were you going to say?”
Kat: “Never mind. It was nothing.”
Old Man: “Oh yeah....you know you were doing that to annoy me.”
Kat: You know Curtis, everything is not about you.(She says in a therapist toned voice) You are definite showing signs of your narcissistic personality right now.
Old Man: Oh....you know EXACTLY what you were doing.
The rest of the conversation consisted of him telling me about the “boys” shaving mohawks into their heads. We have a plan for him to be here in May, but since that will probably not happen, as he is a PUNK SLACKER, here is a pic of the travesty that has become my friend’s head. Well...not really a travesty, it is just...umm...interesting.
Curt-
Don’t hate me -k-? I will owe you dinner if you actually make it here!
posted by Kat @ 10:22 PM
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