Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Irvington Preschool Silent Auction

Snip & Tuck
Item # 619 Vasectomy

Gentleman start your engines. Don't be shy about bidding on a vasectomy. If you aren't bidding on it, your wife probably is. This is the procedure she has been dreaming about. Ok, so it come with a little discomfort but think of the rewards; spontaneity in the bedroom, no more 4am feedings. The doctors at Portland Family Practice have performed hundreds of vasectomies and will take good care of you. And you'll have the spring back in your step in no time!(We have set the value at $300.00, an estimate of out-of-pocket expenses for the patient who has insurance coverage. If you do not have insurance that covers this procedure, this is a steal!)

I am not kidding...this is word for word on the pamplet.

posted by Kat @ 9:05 PM