Sunday, May 01, 2005

Gay Boyfriend would come in handy

There is a time in the single girl's life when she is unable to successfully execute her daily activities. For instance, when preparing for a first date, one would like a brutally honest opinion about how one's ass looks in the chosen jeans of the evening. Should the hair be worn up or down? Flats or heels? The gay boyfriend always comes in handy or at least has a drink in handy. The GB also comes to the rescue when he is the date to the wedding yet another girl who has taken the plunge, or in the rare instances you find a GB who would be willing to play straight long enough to flirt with you to avoid the scary looking guy at the bar who has been staring at you all evening.

These are a few of the reasons I need a Gay Boyfriend. For the fashion advice, the updates on Desperate Housewives, and the oh so fabulous snuggles that are provided after a hard day and you know he will not be getting inappropriate touchy with you.

This weekend I could have used a GB after my dates with Carter. I went out with this amazing guy twice this weekend and I do believe it would have been nice to have someone to gush with besides the "girls". He is a really kind, sensitive guy and it felt really comfortable and natural to be with him. We'll see what happens. He is hanging out with the friends this weekend. This should be an interesting thing.

I also had this really intense moment with someone else that is really great. My friend and I had a conversation and he umm..maybe that is too much to say. He has feelings for me and realized it when I went out and had a great time with Carter. I hope that everything will work out the way that it is supposed to and that our friendship will continue to flourish.

The life of the single girl is not an easy task.
The life of the single girl who wants to listen to God is not an easy task.
The life of a single girl who wants to plant a church, care for the world, finish college, get married, be a momma, and do so in an orderly neat fashion is the life of a girl who is in desperate need of a Cosmopolitan.

It is so hard being who I am. I, imagine a GB would come in handy during these moments.

posted by Kat @ 10:56 PM