Funny
My friend Jeanseau sent this to me today:Two West Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at
their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of
goin' through life without an education. Tomorrow, I
think I'll go to the Community College and sign up
for some classes."
Bob thinks that's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes to the college and meets the
dean of admissions, who signs him up for four classes:
math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says, "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, you
must have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a
yard, you must have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, you probably have a
family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing. ! You were able
to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's
hand and leaves to meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up
for math, English, history and logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Then you're gay."
posted by Kat @ 4:38 PM
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